Friday, October 21, 2011

Me and Siri Walk Into a Bar ...

Me: Who are you?
Siri: I am Siri ... Here to help.

Me: Where are you from?
Siri: I, Siri, was designed by Apple in California

Me: Make me dinner.
Siri: I found a number of restaurants close to you. (with list)

Me: Where is my Jeep?
Siri: I don't know who you are, but you can tell me.

Me: Tell me a joke.
Siri: I don't really know any good jokes. None, in fact.

Me: Please tell me a joke.
Siri: Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest.

Me: Try again.
Siri: Sorry, I couldn't do that. Could you try it again, please?

Me: Where can I buy beer near here?
Siri: I found a number of bars fairly close to you. (with list)

Me: Now we're talking!

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