Saturday, February 2, 2008

Groundhog Day

It’s Groundhog Day and 3 days until Fat Tuesday, when 24 states representing around half the delegates will vote. All the candidates are out shriving for votes, but what about their shadows?

Bill Clinton – seems to be learning when to keep his mouth closed.
Michelle Obama – Jeri Thomspson and Elizabeth Kusinich had nothing on Michelle.

Cindy McCain – saw her campaign for John in a leather jacket, no respectable cloth Republican coat for her.
Ann Romney – the blonde former Episcopalian is Mitt’s first and perhaps only convert to Mormonism.
Janet Huckabee - Who is she? "If it wasn't for the grace of God, I'd have shot a few people already."

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