Have you seen the stock market today? The Dow closed at 9,447.11, down from 14,164.53 less than a year ago on October 9, 2007. That’s down 33%. Other indexes are down more. The last time we had a drop this large was from January 11, 1973 to December 6, 1974, when the Dow was down 45%. Someone needs to step up and take some responsibility. George W. Bush, follow Richard Nixon’s lead.
President Bush should resign immediately!
No, wait, that would make Vice President Dick Cheney the new President of the United States. He’s reckless, he shot that guy in the face.
President Bush and Dick Cheney should resign immediately!
No, wait, that would make House Speaker Nancy Pelosi the new President of the United States. She’s been pretty much useless in her two years as Speaker.
President Bush, Dick Cheney, and Nancy Pelosi should resign immediately!
No, wait, that would make the Senate President pro tempore Robert Byrd the new President of the United States. He was in the Klan.
President Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, and Robert Byrd should resign immediately!
No, wait, that would make Secretary of State Condaleeza Rice the new President of the United States. She hasn't been able to make peace with anybody.
President Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Byrd, and Condaleeza Rice should resign immediately!
No, wait, that would make Secretary of Treasury Henry Paulson the new President of the United States. His job performance just cost us $700 billion in taxpayer money and uncounted trillions in lost private wealth.
President Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Byrd, Condaleeza Rice, and Henry Paulson should resign immediately!
No, wait, that would make Secretary of Defense Robert Gates the new President of the United States. His surge strategy in Iraq spent us into the poor house at $10 billion per month.
President Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Byrd, Condaleeza Rice, Henry Paulson, and Robert Gates should resign immediately!
No, wait, that would make Attorney General Michael Mukasey the new President of the United States. He hasn’t prosecuted anybody for creating this financial mess.
President Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Byrd, Condaleeza Rice, Henry Paulson, Robert Gates, and Michael Mukasey should resign immediately!
That would make Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne the new President of the United States. President Dirk, that has a nice ring. He would only have to serve until January.
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