Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The Charlie Sheen Burger Comes with 20 Ounces of Coke

I almost missed this story, which appeared in the Harvard Crimson student newspaper.

Mr. Bartley's Gourmet Burgers in Cambridge, Massachusetts has long served hamburgers named for local and national celebrities. The Michelle Obama, for example, is a hot & spicy blue cheese burger with cajun seasoning and french fries.

The new special on the menu is the Charlie Sheen burger with grilled peppers, onions, mushrooms, and topped with teriyaki sauce. And, I almost forgot to mention, it comes with 20 ounces of Coke.

The kids at the Crimson worshipped the Charlie Sheen like one of his goddesses:

"With fries that can’t be processed with a normal brain, this meal makes for a scrumptious, dare we say—winning—combination. So put on your total-bitchin’-rock-star-from-Mars pants, and gear up that tiger blood, because you’re about to have a dining experience straight out of Awesomeville."
But I'd be afraid my face would melt and my body would explode. So the next time I'm in Bartley's I think I'll just get the John Malkovich, grilled chicken, peppers, onions, feta cheese, lettuce, tomato & garlic mayonnaise.

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