Sunday, November 22, 2009

Alex Beam Goes Negative on Senate Race

Boston Globe columnist Alex Beam is bored by all the positive TV ads the Democratic contenders in the Senate primary are airing. He has written his own negative ad zingers to spice it up:

Martha Coakley: "She won't vote for a health care bill she doesn't like."

Mike Capuano: "Massachusetts doesn't need two waffle puppies in the Senate."

Steve Pagliuca: "He gave money to George Bush. He gave money to Mitt Romney. Steve Pagliuca -- Which side is he on?"

Alan Khazei: "Not Hazy, Daisy, Lazy, or Jaz-Z -- he's Crazy!"

I'll take crazy.

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