I'm not sure this note will work but admire the effort. It's got a ready answer for the hearing officer trying to say, "A broken meter just proves you didn't pay."
This effort seems a little lazy. You want the
Brazilian barbecue skewers in the window at the Midwest Grill. I'm a little afraid of this place. Every few minutes the servers come around to bring you more meat.
Boston geese can't read. Cambridge geese would keep off the grass.
Make way for goslings.
"Unattended children will be given espresso" is a promise you may not want to keep.
Speaking of expressive unattended children ...